Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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give me a thumbs up

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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