Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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butt sex

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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