Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Poop!!

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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