- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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