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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

breasts

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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