- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

The Morman Religion.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Punching a baby

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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