- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Has u seen my grammar?

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

The Morman Religion.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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