-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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