What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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hard cheese

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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ur mum

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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