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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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