- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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