- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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