Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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