- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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