if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Anthony sucks

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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