a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Women's rights...

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

snooki

Come on children, don't dawdle.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Nah

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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