A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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