Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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