Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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