- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

You have friends

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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