- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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