Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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a woman votes!

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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360 NO SCOPE

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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