Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Leave. Now.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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