- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Honk if you're Amish!

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Your Mother

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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