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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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