Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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360 NO SCOPE

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a woman votes!

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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