How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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