How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Make me famous

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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noah is a scrub jungle

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Laugh

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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