justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Penis

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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