- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WOw you have no life

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

go F*** yourself

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Knock knock open

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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