What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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