Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

KONY 2012

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what do gay people eat?? food

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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