BOTTOM!!!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

watch me nae nae

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

racism...deal with it!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

ur gay

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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