A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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