- Anti Joke

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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