http://www.dafk.net/what/

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Women's Professional _________

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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