Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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