There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

whats worse than gill? nothing

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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