whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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