How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Black...

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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