- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Women's rights

every knight i see an owl at window

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Tony Romo

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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