- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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