- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

TRICERATOPS!

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Raveena Thandhan

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??