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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

what?

Carrot fingers

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

kaite is dumb that is true

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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