- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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