A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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