How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

BOTTOM!!!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

racism...deal with it!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

watch me nae nae

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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