- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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