- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's a joke? Funny

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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