What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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