Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Homonyms should be band.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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