- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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