What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Robin, get in the car!

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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