"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Neil Lewis

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heat!

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Are you a tree

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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