Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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