- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

The Female Orgasm

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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