Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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knock knock who's there ?

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Muslim athletes.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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