- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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