Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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