What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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