- Anti Joke

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What's blue? The sky.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Potato!

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

How do you spell eight? 8

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia