- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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