- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

The lion swallowed his pride.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

butt sex

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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