why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Women's rights.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Anti Joke

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