- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Homosexualism is so gay man

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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