- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

why are balck people black because they are

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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