Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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