- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Who is it?

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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