- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

I woke up today

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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