- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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