- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

5 people are walking

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Obamacare

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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