What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Minecraft.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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You have friends

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You were born.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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