What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

whats one plus one penis

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

shut up kobe!

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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