Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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