why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Agent 47.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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