- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

woman..parallel parking

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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