- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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