- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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