A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Continents are large islands.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What's the deal with brown?

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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give me a thumbs up

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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