In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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my shift key is broken1

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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